pansales 

a convention that takes takes place in west ohio every blood moon that will sell any pans that Gordon Ramsey has used at an unreasonably high price in order to help the CIA in discovering the purpose of oreo thins

kyle1: yo duuuude the pansales are coming up
kyle2: yooooo I already got tickets
kyle1: saaaamee bruuuuhh.

both Kyles at the same time: fuuuuck yeaaaa

pansales by meme loop October 28, 2018

pensalesmanish 

A way to describe someone who usually wears athletic clothes that appear three sizes too large and 40 years old and suddenly switches to dress clothes, often in bright colours and patterns. They appear to be a door-to-door salesperson who sells nothing but fancy pens to bored mothers waiting for Avon.

"Coach Frank sure looks pensalesmanish today"

pensalesmanish by Thriss December 3, 2005