When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

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Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
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The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020
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