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what you say your doing when your watching porn
mom: what are you dong
bob while watching porn: playing minecraft
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Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018
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doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Uncle Dimma December 18, 2012
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Person 1: I'm going to be playing Minecraft tomorrow.
Person 2: me too, shall we play together?
Person 1: why not.
by Spikus74 January 2, 2022
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doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.
by Uncle Dimma November 4, 2012
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doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012
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To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)
On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.
by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024
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