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p-tard 

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Short for the word phucktard. Someone who is extremely stupid, moronic, and a complete fucking idiot.

The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." and reduced further to "p-tard".
My ex is the biggest p-tard in the world!

p-tard by "L" November 2, 2008
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I.E.P-tard 

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One who receives an undeserved 'individual education program' or 'i.e.p' to help them succeed in school, when they, in reality, are capable of doing the real schoolwork. Many who are 'I.E.P-tards' are athletes or bullies. This definition does not pertain to those who actually need extra help.
Oh, you didn't know? He's an I.E.P-tard; he gets his grades handed to him.
I.E.P-tard by TheRawwwrrrr November 30, 2010
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P-Tarded 

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Retarded, Vain, Rude, DUMB...
People think theyre so smart and poplular.. but they really have no life and and our selfless. We call those people P-tarded
P-Tarded by iKaan June 21, 2010

R.I.P Tardd 

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Charles H. Condon is an amateur rap artist. Bro is some what funny.
That mf R.I.P Tardd is so mid.
R.I.P Tardd by Charles la Chicken January 6, 2022

Ptarded 

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Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks
Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.
Ptarded by ssatanica April 8, 2009

Ptard 

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Someone who primarly thinks with their penis, acting impulsively on the things they lust for. Often making clumsy or unhealthy choices in a blinded state of hormonal ecstasy.
"These ptards keep tagging images of women as huge breasted when they are clearly A-Cups".
"That ptard John won't leave the bathroom he has probably been watching porn the whole time".
"Look at that coomer over there, he is practically a ptard at this point spending all of his money on egirls and what not".
Ptard by WudoTCW September 11, 2020

ptard 

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1. Ptard is the short form of the words "pretty tard".

2. An attractive person who acts like a tard but is generally accepted because of their looks.
Danni is a sweet looking ptard.
ptard by Scollardical July 24, 2007
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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