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oyl= outta your league

used to describe a girl who is too good for someone, usually in the looks department. varying levels of oyl exist ranging from "small oyl spill to huge oyl spill to oyl tanker to exxon valdez"
when walking down the street with HomeG, TJB sees an attractive female.

TJB: "dude, do you think i should ask her for her phone number?"

HomeG: "she's oyl; definition exxon valdez man. you dont stand a chance."

TJB: "dude, dont worry about me."
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Popeye's Olive surname (look at 'pussky')
oyl by euxyllos dynatos December 30, 2005
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Oyl is the best person you can ever meet in your entire life,they are so kind and generous most of them are a bit mysterious tho but they are rare gems , literally so perfect,if you meet an oyl keep him
I wish I was an oyl
Oyl by Thatboyboy December 22, 2021
On your lap
Hey John, Let Your Gf Oyl I'm Sitting On My Boyfriends Lap.
Oyl by Renee0831 March 24, 2017
Dialect slang term meaning "fish and chip shop" as used in Sheffield (UK). Fish and chip shops are traditional fast food outlets in the UK.
Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."

(from 'Capstick Comes home' by Tony Capstick)
chip 'oyl by Roger B. September 8, 2008
When you are too excited and accidentally type oylo instead of yolo
"The best game ever i was just like #oylo" "I mean #Yolo lol"
oylo by ironpenguin333 October 16, 2018
These Oyler people come In usually three different types. The first Oyler pretty much hates people in general and can’t talk to women at all. The second Oyler likes their hair to much but doesn’t really care what people think about them And does pretty much everything stupid and can have good or trash sarcasm (These are the funny ones). And the third Oyler is a complete asshole who can’t keep his mouth shut or stay of his Video Games
Hey look it’s a Oyler let’s go hang out with him
Oyler by Clamchowder111 November 23, 2019
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