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wetter than an otter pocket 

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance
me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance

otter's pocket 

Something very, very wet.
otter's pocket by The Moai April 26, 2006

Wetter than an otter's pocket 

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now

wetter than an otter's pocket 

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

wetter than an otter's pocket 

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson
you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

Pocket Otter 

A shorter, thin hairy gay man (as some define otter as not only being thin and hairy, but tall too).
Gay #1: See the fur on that guy? Woof!
Gay #2: I missed it, which one?
Gay #1: The shorter thin one, the pocket otter.