Out of the Cupboard

When a heterosexual male comes out as "non-gay" and has an older homosexual brother.

Jon came "out of the cupboard" yesterday much to the chagrin of his gay brother Dave.

by J-Nice October 27, 2006

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 07, 2010

coming out of the cupboard

Something gay midgets do

So called because most gay folks come out of closets, but the small stature of little people necessitates they come out of someplace smaller

Did you hear about little Jimmy? Suzie told me he was coming out of the cupboard

by mr.snruB November 22, 2010

coming out of the cupboard

What a homosexual midget does.

That midget is considering the implications of coming out of the cupboard.

by MikeyBST November 20, 2010

taking the milk out the cupboard

To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.

Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.

And got a sticky hand.

by hol&jess<3hope September 21, 2011

clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021