A clever phrase used when a scathing comment or roast hits too close to home. Also used as a sarcastic response to someone who needs to stop complaining and get over their shit.
Derik says to a group "I hope y'all fall into a giant pot full of gay."
In Austin Powers 3, Foxxy uses a 'cat' as a distraction to talk to Austin in Studio 69.
Foxxy says, "First things first, (slap)"
Austin: "Ohhh!!! OUCHCABIBBLE!!"
Foxxy: "Eight years and no phone calls! Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleapatra Where have you been??!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.