Onlineism 

A prejudice,discrimination against people who are on electronical devices,typically but not exclusively towards people who are presumed to be wasting their time and being unproductive

Bob:I’m on my phone all night
Tim:you have no life
Bob:I was reading non-fiction you silly person,you’re are perpetuating onlineism

Onlineism by Humxnkind January 2, 2024

Onlineitude 

Amount of time spent on the computer, usually to indicate geekiness.

Because of my onlineitude, romance with a girl 500 miles away isn't a problem.

Onlineitude by Bakuretsu-chan September 4, 2005

onliness 

Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category <was the only person and was lonely in his onliness>

I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....

onliness by onliness January 12, 2017

onlinesequencer

OnlineSequencer (OS for short) is a website created by Jacob Morgan (buildism dot net!!!) and George Burdell, where you can create your own sequences.
This site also has a forum and a chat, which can be cancerous at times.
Despite the site's slight limitations, there are some masterpieces made there.

This site also contains a bunch of 9 year olds who make stuff like megalovanias and fnf songs..

(Fun Fact: There are around 16,128 Megalovanias on OS not including the misspelled ones!! That means around 0.6% of all songs on OS are Megalovanias...)

(in chat)
Person 1: "Check out this masterpiece I made on OnlineSequencer!"

*shows a bunch of note spam*
Everyone else: *ignores*
Person 1: "WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME????!?!?!!?!?!1!?1"

onlinesequencer by EEPIC March 11, 2022

Onlineist

A person who is discriminatory towards persons who are on electronical devices,often with the assumption that they are on it being unproductive,which they could or could not be

Tim:You are on the phone too much
Bim:you’re an onlineist

Onlineist by Humxnkind January 2, 2024

Onlineitude 

On-line-i-tude

A position of the body or manner of carrying oneself while on their computer.
A state of mind or a feeling a person gets while Online.
An arrogant state of mind that experienced Computer users develop.
Internet Master.

Ian sure carries himself with Onlineitude. He makes using the computer and Internet so easy. He is a Internet Master.

Onlineitude by Slick Parkdale May 10, 2007

Onlineican 

The unique language spoken by video game players to other players via an online mode.
Often vulgar in content and not physically possible an sentence can only roughly be translated into english.

ONLINEICAN
A- You f***ing noob! Im going to skull f*** you with my hard drive!

TRANSLATION
B- That was an amateur mistake, allow me to explain to you a better solution.

Onlineican by onetimedeal February 3, 2010