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One Slice Toaster

Yet another name for a vagina
Look at the size of her one slice toaster

One slice dice

When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe
Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe
One slice dice by forgetaboutitv2 February 25, 2026

slice one in 

See her over there? I'd slice one in.
slice one in by lipenaar June 11, 2006
When ones been up on gaggers of meth and booze for days straight, seemingly unhinged
"Damn, you seen big toph lately?
"yeah"
"Fuck dude hes on a real slick one "
slick one by MykeHancho October 10, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026