When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe
Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.