When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe
Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.