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On The Pot

The act of when someone or something feels such a desire to take a bowel movement that they decide to find the nearest pot shaped object. (Flower pot, etc) and do their business inside of it
Hey there, Linsdey. Sorry I can't talk right now. I ate tons of burritos and i'm on the pot right now. Call me back in a few minutes!!

Dude fuck that. The line for the restroom was too long. I'm on the pot.
by watcherofstyx June 1, 2016
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Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018
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i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.
by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015
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hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!
Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."
by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021
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Party on the Potty

It may come as a shock to some that a Party on the Potty has nothing to do with genitalia, it is purely a statement that explains that a crossword puzzle is being done in the bathroom. It is also thought a Party on the Potty can be enhanced by also playing a radio to hide the strange sounds emitting from the bathroom.
Listen, the radio is on, someone is having a Party on the Potty!

I just finished a Party on the Potty but I couldn't get 3 down!
by RipperJim March 18, 2022
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69ing her while eating her ass on the potty

It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty
I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
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