I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.) by danke August 28, 2005

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother? 

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother? by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! 

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! by CohenKS May 8, 2021

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9. 

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

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.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

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.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9. 

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

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