Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing
-task
-tasker
-tasking
1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
-task
-tasker
-tasking
1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 30, 2010
Oh Look. Its a MID TASK.
That mid task just fucked my girlfriend!
Why is that kid being such a mid task at the party
That mid task just fucked my girlfriend!
Why is that kid being such a mid task at the party
by Lucas Tiberio March 6, 2009
One who is a master at performing tasks; is known to perform tasks well- multiply at a time. They are great and not everyone can achieve the level of the task master. Becoming a task master means being disciplined and focused.
girl: hey that boy over there is a task master! did you see the way he paid the clerk, answered his cell phone, and threw away his trash all at the same time?
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!
by Stephanie T August 18, 2005
Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!
Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
by GBuss December 9, 2009
Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.
Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking
Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking
by jerythebullfrog July 22, 2011
When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019
When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.
Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.
by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022