Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday June 30, 2010

MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

by Nea151rum February 3, 2010

My life

A scary movie

My Life is scary because you never know what is coming and it’s going to be a mystery

by England October 26, 2018

My life

A thing that has no meaning and is worthless.

My life sucks.

by Disappointed person July 27, 2017

My life

A joke

My life should have been ended as a fetus

by Yeeter the 3rd November 11, 2019

my life

My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...

Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!

by BOB1313 July 21, 2009

My Life

a long period of time

This red light is taking my life!

by Ana June 9, 2008