When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.
by Mistervarlet November 12, 2022
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A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.
Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok
by Xopkm April 24, 2021
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ur mommy do be bussin bussin
by urrrrrrmommyyyy August 5, 2021
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White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 2, 2022
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A milf that does coke.
"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"
by kayisfoul August 20, 2021
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A cult sect (dX) that holds abusers, pedofiles and child abusers accountable for their actions. Advocates for children and victims.
Mommy bloggers are doing the Lord’s work.
by happyhooligan November 18, 2021
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Bored mothers who converse nonsense and are easily offended. Found in chats and groups on social media.
That mommy grouper booted me for suggesting to put whisky on the babies pacifier to sooth his teeth coming in.
by Tank154 July 13, 2021
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