docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Hell's Omelette

When one makes him/her self an omelette, serves it then burns one of his/her cuts with the frying pan, then eat the omlelette after.

Kelly decided to make herself a hell's omelette after

by ジェシー オロズコ April 2, 2009

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.

After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'

by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013