Ole boy, drives a
tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a
plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a
football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.