Old tit

Alternative term for mother.

"I forgot to get my old tit a mothers day card"

by Borris Johnson September 24, 2008

old stink tits

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.

Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.

by metalslugmn May 19, 2011

old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag March 14, 2005

rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 02, 2007

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes July 07, 2007

Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018