Dusty Old Bones

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."

Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"

by hiddendriveway March 20, 2009

old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.

That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!

by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012

Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

by The_Buddy November 15, 2011

Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.

"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"

by Al8xXx January 12, 2012