Old person

Person over 30 years old.

-How long since you got your prostate checked?
-Man, I'm barely 32....
-Then you are a few years late; you are an old person already.

by Jumer September 4, 2018

Old person

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.

Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.

by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013

Old Person Child

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.

Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!

by KrustyKrustt April 16, 2018

Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that

"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"

by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

by missmærkov November 4, 2021