Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.
by Benjamin Michaels January 7, 2009
Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.
Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.
by Corn Hungis June 16, 2018
by george luhovey August 10, 2007
Putting ones penis into someones butt while they push out liquid shit. The same as a whack a mole only the recipient has diarrhea.
by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010
When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.
I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!
GNARLY!!!
by Big Vick Lover 53 July 11, 2008
When someone throws away all chances of getting loot from Oil rig. A big loser that loses loot from oil rig.
by rust1234 January 14, 2021
Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.
I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.
by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022