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Oakes Fegley 

A cute as heck actor best know for his role in Wonderstruck and The Goldfinch. He also has kinda long hair and can be described as a lil whisk. He has an adorable dog named Mochi Fegley and is the only celebrity with a Samsung S7.
“Oakes Fegley is obsessed with fortnight

Annie Oakes 

The clandistine method of asking for ectasy in Ireland
sorry, have you seen my friend annie... annie oakes
Annie Oakes by Annie's chum June 4, 2011

tom oakes 

sexy lead guitarist of pop rock band The Higher.
recently left the higher to start a solo career.
person #1: "That Tom Oakes is so hot right now"
person #2: "You can say that again."
tom oakes by sarah haase March 26, 2008

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. 

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.
Abu Malik Oakes Jr. by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

Camp Oakes 

The best place on Earth - like Disneyland and McDonald's for kids, but better! Where a kid can be a kid, adults can be kids, where a guy can run around in a dress and nobody does anything but laugh.
A: Hey, you ever been to Camp Oakes?
B: Hell yeah, that place rocks!
Camp Oakes by Devabbi January 25, 2009

oakeshott 

Verb: To delay an important announcement by verbalising every thought in your head prior to the important bit.

Also oakeshotting - the act of rambling on, creating frustration in your audience.

Derived from Independent MP Rob Oakeshott's Sep 7, 2010 speech to announce which way he was voting in the Australian Elections of 2010
1. Gosh I wish he'd stop oakeshotting and get on with it!

2. Ryan Seacrest can really oakeshott in those American Idol decision shows eh?

3. Jeezo I coulda read War and Peace since he started oakeshotting
oakeshott by NTHP September 7, 2010