o. j.

Abbrevation of orange juice
That's tasty o. j.
Can I have some more o. j.
by zorkA January 31, 2007
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O J Simpson

1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.
O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.
by Matt Mapplah January 16, 2009
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O j simpson

when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed
bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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O-M-J

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!
O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!
by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! June 03, 2011
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j/o

We had a mutual j/o last night.
by Billy Jean Cox April 18, 2003
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j o

Jack off, or Jerk off J O or JO
What a J O!
That guy was a J O.
Your being a J O.
by Gerret December 26, 2007
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J-O

Or J-Oing, an abreviated term for the noun: Jack Off. Or Jacking Off. The act of masterbating. Made popular by lazy idiots and people who are shy about such topics in public.
Dude, were you J-Oing in my bathroom?
by davethelightguy May 15, 2007
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