A boi-o Is the condescending and/or patronizing way you refer to a Male or Boy when they're upto mischief, strictly to assert dominance in a passive aggressive tone.
Senior Male: "OI YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT LADIES PURSE BOI-O!"
Dweeb Teenager: "Get fucked ya cunt"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'