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nuclear wedgie 

when u get wedgied and lifted off the groung
i get a nuclear wedgie off the jocks everyday
nuclear wedgie by vav January 14, 2007

Nuclear Wedgie 

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
Nuclear Wedgie by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024

Nuclear wedgie 

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.
"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.
Nuclear wedgie by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025
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