Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes May 6, 2018
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Jewish power move is a savy way to save money when you’re already wealthy.
She moved out of her second property to live with her mother & save. She called it a Jewish power move.
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When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard
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When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
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When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
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A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.
Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.
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