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by ni u bivalvos November 7, 2019
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Nothing can never be nothing. I personally wrote an entire short story about it, (I love to write), and that was the best thing I ever made. Anyways, nothing is nothing...but it's also something. Whenever I was younger some people in my class would say things like, "I'm doing nothing right now!" and crap like that. I'm only ten now but I figured out that nothing is something special. You can never be thinking about nothing or doing nothing. If your standing there doing "nothing" your still standing and still breathing and all. And if you're thinking about "nothing", your brain is still thinking about breathing and random crud. So nothing should be considered something special. Even if you were "truly" doing nothing, since we have defined nothing that makes it something, so you would still be doing something. Like if you were thinking of nothing, you are technically still thinking about something; even without me going deep into it, it still means something. A chair is something right? So its something, but its also a chair. So nothing is something, but its also nothing. In reality nothing (the thing), does not exist in this galaxy. Maybe in another universe or dimension... but not this one.
"Nothing could've made her more happy than that."

"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)
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In Elizabethan slang, “nothing” was a term for the female genitalia
Hamlet: That's a fair
thought to lie between maids' legs.
Ophelia: What is, my lord?
Hamlet: Nothing.
by nooot July 30, 2018
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A term used to describe My Chemical Romance's current condition
Person 1: Hey! Watcha listening to?
Person 2: Nothing.
by Voldys_lost_nose August 17, 2017
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