A North Idaho is when you head north until you find a prostitute, ask her to give you a blow job, convince her to do it before she pays you and then cum in her eye and shout "North Idaho!" and run off without paying.
Fool: "Dude, run!!!"
Dude: "Why, fool?"
Fool: "I just North Idaho'd this bitch and her pimp is coming to get me!"
Dude: "Why, fool?"
Fool: "I just North Idaho'd this bitch and her pimp is coming to get me!"
by mike>you May 02, 2008
Cow feices from North Idaho is exteremly smelly and large, much larger and smelly than any cow manure you're used to.
by Louis June 24, 2006
by anonymous May 05, 2025