noogy

To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.

Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister

by noogyman February 10, 2005

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noogies

Plural form of noogie.

Noogies really hurt, but they aren't as bad as wedgies.

by WHABAM! March 16, 2005

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Noogis

Noun: something you call someone when they're being stupid or weird but you love them anyways.

Friend 1: "pineapple goes great on pizza!"

Friend 2: "what?! No way you're such a noogis"

by Davidhasselhoof July 24, 2017

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Noogie-NOT

When one puts one's arm around a girl and playfully noogies her, then imediantly screams NOT and forcefully shoves her head at ones dick. Thus, performing a noogie not.

"Hahaha noogggiee! =.... NAWWTTT!"
"oh shit"
Noogie-NOT

by Kbrenn May 30, 2009

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noogy

The idea that a noogy is rubbing someone on the head is incorrect that is a dutch rub. Anyone who has ever watched Classic Saturday night live knows that a noogy is given by making a fist and extending the knuckle of the middle finger so it sticks out a bit then rapping someone on top of the head with it. This from the classic bits where Bill Murray and Gilda Radner played nerdy schoolkids.

Dude1: What's the matter?
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.

by Kermit the Bear September 6, 2005

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