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Scrub Noob 

This term is straight from the video game world. More often then naught we run into the occasional "Scrub" (A bad player who has little to no common sense, but at the least knows what to do) or the "Noob" (A player who is new to the game, has no idea of what to do and is just overall shitty at the game)... However, beware the "Scrub Noob" this player not only sucks at the game but manages to make you want to quit life do to the pure stupidity of their actions. A Scrub Noob has ABSOLUTELY no common sense, and happen to defy all logic in their movements and thinking.
Experienced Player: "What is this guy doing!?" "He just keeps..he keeps on..." "God I can't even explain it!" "It makes no sense!" "This guy makes me want to quit life, what a Scrub Noob"
Scrub Noob by aflix January 19, 2010

[scrub noob] 

a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.
dude tyler is such a scrub noob when it comes to xbox
[scrub noob] by James hunter1 February 7, 2009

gg ez pz get rkt pu55y scrub noob 

It's usually used when you win against very toxic players in a multiplayer game, to provoke them.
player1: GG fun match!
player2: gg ez pz get rkt pu55y scrub noob!!1
player1: oh shut it.

noobscube 

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.
"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."
noobscube by Saulbak January 14, 2009

noobscrub 

A friendly, slightly derogatory term used to tease someone who is inexperienced or makes a rookie mistake, especially, but not exclusively, while playing video games.
I can't you believe you messed up on that! What a noobscrub!
noobscrub by waddlehi May 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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