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no soap, radio 

An awsome joke in which the joke is on one of the listeners.

The teller will have a group of friends who know what is going to happen. The teller then asks somone who is not in on the joke if he would like to hear a joke. The teller tells a story that makes absolutely no sense and is not humorous, and finishes it with the line "No soap, Radio!". The friends in on the joke then burst out into laughter.

The friends in on the joke then get to see the reaction of the friend not in on the joke. Will he laugh at a pointless joke to try to fit in, or will he make an ass out of himself trying to understand it?
Teller: ... so there's this elephant sitting in a bathtub and he says to the gorilla, "No soap, Radio!"
People in on it: Ha ha ha!
Not in on it: *unsure* Ha, ha?
All others: Ha, moron.
no soap, radio by unqu3nch4bl3fir3 September 25, 2006
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no soap...radio 

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.
We used to do the old "no soap...radio" joke when we were 10.

no soap...radio 

punchline to a joke with No point. The joke is on you if you laugh. circa 1960
Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
no soap...radio by smokeyX September 30, 2005

no soap...radio 

Punchline to a joke only you understand.
Two elephants are in the bathtub.
One elephant says, "Pass the soap."
The other elephant says, "No soap...radio!"
no soap...radio by wanderlust December 10, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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