no shit sherlock

meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green

bob: i lost my brain! =)
jim: no shit sherlock

by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

no shit sherlock

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.

Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

no shit sherlock

Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."

The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.

"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."

by Voldemort Less than 3 May 14, 2009

no shit sherlock

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)

Holy crap! You have a trampoline?

No shit sherlock!

by colonel klink May 13, 2005

no shit sherlock

No shit sherlock is used to insult someone who is stating to blatant obvious. similar to "you don't say" or "thanks captain obvious!"

if someone is saying something obvious instead of saying "no fucking shit" you would add "sherlock" to it just to insult them further.

dude1: hey there is a hole in the boat i think we may sink
dude2: no shit sherlock

by soodinym June 8, 2016

no shit sherlock

A full of sarcasm phrase used to state what you're saying is obvious.

Dumbass: "Do you have a bathroom?"

You: "No shit Sherlock, what do you think?"

by vallansealaconchadelaloraputos May 5, 2013

no shit sherlock

It's just a saying when someone says such a correctly obvious thing.

Royal Guard: Fuck, we're surrouned by these creatures!
News Reporter Who Happened To Tag Along Somehow: No shit sherlock!

by Ball Nyegga the Slanderous Guy January 2, 2017