no molesto

What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.

17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.

by _-Chuck-_ April 26, 2014

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025