A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
by sirsirpirsir September 7, 2016
by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008
by JoDa Kis April 5, 2018
by swtlilprncss07 October 3, 2007
"are you serious?" in a positive way
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
by Nakal420 April 26, 2017