When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet
I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom
by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020
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When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers
by Funky boots March 10, 2021
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Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.
Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.
by Bill Smells October 13, 2014
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The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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When your head is booting, you have a really bad headache/migraine

This is usually after a night of drinking/drugs or when you’re stressed out
My head is Vladimir Booting!”
“Daaamn, my head is BOOTING
by Herbery February 28, 2021
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