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nird
Nird, noun. 1.A nird is someone with superior intellect, who you mistreat, because he has more money than you, AND can't fight back.
2.A nird is someone who is all together superior to you, except, they are weak, and can't fight back.
2.A nird is someone who is all together superior to you, except, they are weak, and can't fight back.
1. "Oh, look at Timmy. He is such a nird, I mean, gawsh. With all that money he STILL only wears spandex.
2. "Tale that, NIRD! You are weak, I shall smash your massive brains with an ice pick!!!"
2. "Tale that, NIRD! You are weak, I shall smash your massive brains with an ice pick!!!"
nird by Charles Winslow May 3, 2004
nird birb
Nirdfurgler
Some that think they know everything and acts like a complete dick. And when you argue with them they have to yell and make a seen.
Guy:"Man I was taking to Derek and started yelling at me and Pipef*cker."
Guy 2: "What does that even mean".
Guy 1: I don't know hes a complete Nirdfurgler"
Guy 2: "What does that even mean".
Guy 1: I don't know hes a complete Nirdfurgler"
Nirdfurgler by Slayer50165 April 30, 2010
Nirdip
Nirdip by Louis Martin Vuitton October 8, 2019
nirdesh
a nirdesh has brown/tanned skin but has european features and is overall european looking. Also has an owen wilson kind of nose, intelligent in studying, slightly naturally athletic, is arrogant beyond belief and is most importantly a drug addict..
nirdesh are douchebags overall, but attractive for some reason.
nirdesh are douchebags overall, but attractive for some reason.
guy 1: man, are you blazed right now?
nirdesh: dude, we're about to write our math midterm, of course not.
guy 1: you're prob. gonna ace it eh.
nirdesh: uh, yes.
nirdesh: dude, we're about to write our math midterm, of course not.
guy 1: you're prob. gonna ace it eh.
nirdesh: uh, yes.
nirdesh by jabawocka8 October 1, 2010
nirdesh
a nordic/aryan (predominantly norwegian descent) hippie, drug addicted, nazi.
"nir" and "desh" are swedish prefixes and suffixes put together.
swedish descent person who is actually of darker skin and hair due to turning to the dark side. that's why nirdeshs are darth-swedes.
"nir" and "desh" are swedish prefixes and suffixes put together.
swedish descent person who is actually of darker skin and hair due to turning to the dark side. that's why nirdeshs are darth-swedes.
*at party*
girl 1: jesus, who's that brown lookin' hippie. His eyes are more glazed than a fuckin krispy creme donut.
guy 1: motherfuck nirdesh, thats the darkest lookin scandinavian i've seen... still our race though... lord shiva, is that a kilo of coke?
girl 1: he's kinda cute, i'd do him
guy 1: yeah cause you're a slut. we're over.
girl 1: jesus, who's that brown lookin' hippie. His eyes are more glazed than a fuckin krispy creme donut.
guy 1: motherfuck nirdesh, thats the darkest lookin scandinavian i've seen... still our race though... lord shiva, is that a kilo of coke?
girl 1: he's kinda cute, i'd do him
guy 1: yeah cause you're a slut. we're over.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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