When a guy named Cooper has sexual intercourse with a camel at the same time as a dog is sexually offending a cat.
Guy 1 "Barry is a fucking nird"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I cant believe he went to the zoo yesterday"
by Rhidre 2 March 14, 2022
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Nird, noun. 1.A nird is someone with superior intellect, who you mistreat, because he has more money than you, AND can't fight back.
2.A nird is someone who is all together superior to you, except, they are weak, and can't fight back.
1. "Oh, look at Timmy. He is such a nird, I mean, gawsh. With all that money he STILL only wears spandex.
2. "Tale that, NIRD! You are weak, I shall smash your massive brains with an ice pick!!!"
by Charles Winslow May 3, 2004
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Cute person amazing at life and... sexy
Wow hes a nird birb
by NiRd BiRb December 5, 2016
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