nird 

When a guy named Cooper has sexual intercourse with a camel at the same time as a dog is sexually offending a cat.

Guy 1 "Barry is a fucking nird"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I cant believe he went to the zoo yesterday"

nird by Rhidre 2 March 13, 2022

nird 

Nird, noun. 1.A nird is someone with superior intellect, who you mistreat, because he has more money than you, AND can't fight back.
2.A nird is someone who is all together superior to you, except, they are weak, and can't fight back.

1. "Oh, look at Timmy. He is such a nird, I mean, gawsh. With all that money he STILL only wears spandex.
2. "Tale that, NIRD! You are weak, I shall smash your massive brains with an ice pick!!!"

nird by Charles Winslow May 3, 2004

nird birb 

Cute person amazing at life and... sexy

Wow hes a nird birb

nird birb by NiRd BiRb December 5, 2016

Nirdfurgler 

Some that think they know everything and acts like a complete dick. And when you argue with them they have to yell and make a seen.

Guy:"Man I was taking to Derek and started yelling at me and Pipef*cker."

Guy 2: "What does that even mean".

Guy 1: I don't know hes a complete Nirdfurgler"

Nirdfurgler by Slayer50165 April 30, 2010

Nirdip

A very talented/humorous human being living in an urban area

Look at James he is such a nirdip

Nirdip by Louis Martin Vuitton October 8, 2019

nirdesh 

a nirdesh has brown/tanned skin but has european features and is overall european looking. Also has an owen wilson kind of nose, intelligent in studying, slightly naturally athletic, is arrogant beyond belief and is most importantly a drug addict..

nirdesh are douchebags overall, but attractive for some reason.

guy 1: man, are you blazed right now?

nirdesh: dude, we're about to write our math midterm, of course not.

guy 1: you're prob. gonna ace it eh.

nirdesh: uh, yes.

nirdesh by jabawocka8 October 1, 2010

nirdesh 

a nordic/aryan (predominantly norwegian descent) hippie, drug addicted, nazi.

"nir" and "desh" are swedish prefixes and suffixes put together.

swedish descent person who is actually of darker skin and hair due to turning to the dark side. that's why nirdeshs are darth-swedes.

*at party*

girl 1: jesus, who's that brown lookin' hippie. His eyes are more glazed than a fuckin krispy creme donut.

guy 1: motherfuck nirdesh, thats the darkest lookin scandinavian i've seen... still our race though... lord shiva, is that a kilo of coke?

girl 1: he's kinda cute, i'd do him

guy 1: yeah cause you're a slut. we're over.

nirdesh by flobot234 August 17, 2010