nightfighter
i picked up a nightfighter last night but she had to go before the sun came up because she only had one leg and no teeth...
true story!!
true story!!
nightfighter by TeamSanchez November 29, 2007
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Nightfighter
A one night stand with an UGLY girl because you couldn't get laid by the hot chick who left you and the bar with a hard on.
These would be women like Sandra Bernhard, Frances Conroy, Macy Gray, and Alek Wek
I showed my buddy a picture of my nightfighter and he tossed his cookies.
I showed my buddy a picture of my nightfighter and he tossed his cookies.
Nightfighter by Toodles2You May 7, 2009
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night fighter by Preppy Pimp September 30, 2004
Night Fighter
An aircraft designed specifically for night ops. This type was first used during World War II and was used until aircraft were designed to work in day and night equally well.
Night Fighter by Strategic Paul June 10, 2018
Night fighter
One who searches with desperation for a mate when the night draws near its end. This term is normally reserved for non aesthetically pleasing females.
Night fighter by Zuhak September 26, 2006
Lightfighter
Person 1: "My dad and my two brothers did the Army thing, my uncle is in the Marine Corps, and my mom is a Sheriff's Deputy. But I decided to go with the Navy instead."
Person 2: "That's a lot of lightfighters."
Person 2: "That's a lot of lightfighters."
Lightfighter by guser August 18, 2010
Night Fighter
An exceptionally ugly woman called in desperate times. This is usually accompanied by turning off the lights and telling her your electric has been disconnected.
Night Fighter by Strange~Dayz September 22, 2016
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