nickel dick

Someone who is very cheap.

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.

by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Nickel Dick

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

by Rikian February 23, 2010

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

Nickel Dicker

A person who sucks dick for a
Nickel and always accepts that they a hoe

Damn she a nickel dicker she always be sucken that dick for a nickel

by When you dat dumb December 12, 2019

dick nickle

a guys dick that aint worth shit

That dick nickle cant pickup shit.

by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017

nickeldick

some one with a extremly small penis.

god dam you taj you nickeldick!!!!

by big man out here February 11, 2010

Nickledick

you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick

So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.

by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009