Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Nickel Dick 

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.
"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.
Nickel Dick by Rikian February 23, 2010

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.
"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"
dick-nickel by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

Nickel Dicker 

A person who sucks dick for a
Nickel and always accepts that they a hoe
Damn she a nickel dicker she always be sucken that dick for a nickel
Nickel Dicker by When you dat dumb December 12, 2019

dick nickle 

a guys dick that aint worth shit
That dick nickle cant pickup shit.
dick nickle by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017

nickeldick 

some one with a extremly small penis.
god dam you taj you nickeldick!!!!
nickeldick by big man out here February 11, 2010

Nickledick 

you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick
So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.
Nickledick by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more