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Woman: I need a fucking newass surgeon

Sum dude: ill be the one who'll do it
by sammyisjustwow April 19, 2022
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neways

a shortened form of saying "anyway".

can also be spelled: "newayz"

adverb: 1. used to continue or resume the thread of a story or account. In any case; at least.
2. used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement
"I don't know what happened to it; neways, it's gone"

"yeah..so neways.... what's up?"
by qtpie16000 December 25, 2007
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newssite

A paperless online newspaper. The online version of the venerable inky printed product replacing or competing with "old media". The first in 1996 was capecodtoday.com followed a few years later by savdailynews.com and countless more today.
Cape Cod TODAY is a newssite, not a newspaper, because it exists only online and is paperless.
by cc2day February 22, 2010
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NEYASSA

she is the most loyal person ever. Holds a grudge,hates almost everybody, loves animals, has a dog, the most beautiful eyed person ever and loves PINK
"everyone is jealous of Neyassa"
" Neyassa should get a haircut"
by Josh rehman siddiqui sharma January 15, 2019
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Newsasian's

A compromised, less racist version of the 'paki shop'
Dad: Just popping down the newsasian's to get some milk, anyone want anything?

Son: No thanks
by Acid Hau5 February 27, 2011
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Newcassle

Newcassle is the spelling of the Geordie pronunciation of the place name Newcastle, geordie's choosing to completely ignore the T in the place name. Recently, this pronunciation of Newcastle has been adopted by those outside the city, noteably Match of the Day pundits such as Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson. These people are known as Tw@'s!
Steve: So hank, where you from?
Hank: I'm from Newcassle!
James: Don't you mean Newcastle?
Hank: No way, man, I'm from fuckin' Newcassle!
Steve: Riiiiiiiight....
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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newsspeak

1. n. Confusing and meaningless diction used by the media to mitigate the appearance of problems.

2. n. Contrary manner of speaking which can generally be understood by negating the apparent meaning of a statement.

This word is closely related to the word spin but differs in that newsspeak can refer specifically to the term used by the media. The word newsspeak is a play on the word newspeak, the fictional language in George Orwell's 1984 designed to prevent people from understanding how the world works.
1. Explanation of usage:
"Did you hear the latest newsspeak from the Fed? Dual Mandate Objective... it's the Fed's two-goal policy of both creating jobs, which means lending money at low interest rates, and keeping the dollar strong, which means lending money at high interest rates—obviously conflicting objectives—which allows the Fed to engage in massive, economy-crushing bailouts and other such activities of dubious moral propriety."

2. Explanation of usage:
"This newsspeak is really confusing! The media are saying the economy is turning around, but stock market dropped 1000 points this week."

Explanation of concept:
The concept of newsspeak is best explained by example:

What news ticker says: "President Obama says 10,000 troops to be withdrawn from Iraq this month."

What news ticker means: President Obama will withdraw 10,000 troops from Iraq and send 30,000 more to Afghanistan.
by aglifter June 19, 2012
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