Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 7, 2015
A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
by 420-69 November 18, 2018
Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing
by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017
1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).
b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).
b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014