Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.

Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.

by Galiant March 6, 2021

ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019

Rats Nest Shot

An alcoholic shot containing equal parts of ..
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.

Bra, I got so messed up last night playing 7, 14, 21. I lost like 5 times in a row and had to take a rats nest shot each time.

by TruffleButterINSmalltownMN August 31, 2015