Nerl is a frustratingly obnoxious personification of the commonly used nerd emoji. He will attempt to correct the mistakes of everybody around him. Yet he seems to get absolutely everything wrong by identifying every object or idea as "tostinos."
Nerl is completely unlikable and bafflingly pathetic. There is not a single individual who has ever cared for him whatsoever. Die.
Nerl is completely unlikable and bafflingly pathetic. There is not a single individual who has ever cared for him whatsoever. Die.
Reasonable person : "Nerl, LEAVE! You are being so annoying die die die die die die oh my god you smell so putrid and uncleanly. I am going to kick you into the sun so hard. Ew ew ew ew ew, YIKES. Die as soon as possible."
Nerl : "ACTUALLY, I smell like tostinos"
Nerl : "ACTUALLY, I smell like tostinos"
by elbendindenmentern den derfilm July 06, 2022
Nerling; a reliable person who is always up to make someone else smile. Very strong and like-able to people she encounters
by Fartnett May 03, 2020
blowjob, head, oral sex perfromed on a man somewhere other than his bedroom, maybe a street corner, a dark alley, or in a moving car on a major interstate highway, derived
by Chirs Bailey December 11, 2003
A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.
Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.
Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.
Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."
"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."
"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."
by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006
1. To say you are going to attend an event, only to not show up.
2. To be invited somewhere and answer with a ‘maybe’ knowing you have no intention of going
2. To be invited somewhere and answer with a ‘maybe’ knowing you have no intention of going
by Gadooli September 23, 2020