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a term that started in glenview, illinois. usually meant as an alternate for any profane word, or also commonly sung on campouts

also spelled nief

swear alternate: WHAT THE NEIF?!?!?!
song: (sung in the tune of the common marching rhythym aid, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT) neif, neif, neif camp leeter, and then someone yells EVERY BODY DANCE NOW, and the word neif lives happily ever after.

neif by the neif man January 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Neifi

To not only be horrendously bad at something, but be convinced of your amazing and overwhelming talent at it.

"Only me and Barry get booed... Only good players get booed" - Neifi Perez

"Way to go Mr. Nash, you totally neified taking steps!"

Neifi by Zedar March 24, 2004

Related Words

Neifi • neif • Neifion • Neifles • August Neifert

neifi

The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.

Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball

I was playing Risk like Neifi Perez plays shortstop, of course I lost.

neifi by Nise March 24, 2004

Neifles

A commonly referred term used to describe one who is terrible at football, no moves, no skills, and he is really bad at everything he tries.

"You see him drop that catch?"
"Yeah, he dropped it Neifles-like"

Neifles by Lol, k August 30, 2006

Neifion

God

Neifion is a God

Neifion by JDPlayz December 29, 2022

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

August Neifert by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026