neif

a term that started in glenview, illinois. usually meant as an alternate for any profane word, or also commonly sung on campouts

also spelled nief

swear alternate: WHAT THE NEIF?!?!?!
song: (sung in the tune of the common marching rhythym aid, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT) neif, neif, neif camp leeter, and then someone yells EVERY BODY DANCE NOW, and the word neif lives happily ever after.

by the neif man January 14, 2010

Neifi

To not only be horrendously bad at something, but be convinced of your amazing and overwhelming talent at it.

"Only me and Barry get booed... Only good players get booed" - Neifi Perez

"Way to go Mr. Nash, you totally neified taking steps!"

by Zedar March 24, 2004

neifi

The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.

Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball

I was playing Risk like Neifi Perez plays shortstop, of course I lost.

by Nise March 24, 2004

Neifles

A commonly referred term used to describe one who is terrible at football, no moves, no skills, and he is really bad at everything he tries.

"You see him drop that catch?"
"Yeah, he dropped it Neifles-like"

by Lol, k August 30, 2006

Neifion

God

Neifion is a God

by JDPlayz December 29, 2022

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009