National Geographics

A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.

"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."

by Deano' July 13, 2007

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007

national geographic

Africa's version of playboy.

Look at em ethiopian titties in the new national geographic.

by Zone6Legend November 22, 2010

National Geographic nipples

N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.

Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.

by M. Boogie September 9, 2006

National Geographitits

When a womans boobs sag so bad that her nipples point toward the ground. It kinda remonds you of the days when you would look at the National Geographic Magazines to see the naked Pigmies!!

Dude!! I took off her bra, and these horrid National Geographitits poped out! It kinda ruined the moment!!

by Macabre(EJR) June 5, 2004

National Geographic

1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.

Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.

by CCM January 26, 2006

national geographic tits

The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)

Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!

by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008