NATEFUSION is an individual's state of confusion about a certain situation specially in the sex circle world of Gossip Girl.
It may happen when an individual is experiencing a serious predicament (i.e. the trade of one's girlfriend to an almost-rapist uncle for a hotel)
It is commonly seen after a serious case of Archiburning
(see Archiburn)
1.) One night you're head over heels in love with her and now you're humping the Humphreyprincess?!
This sex circle is NATEFUSING! (cue the natefused face)
When you literally have zero muscle definition and got the smallest little nilly willy on Gods green earth. My lord is this guy a piece of shit...smells like shit, looks like shit, and I think he literally eats shit for breakfast. If you see a brown eye out in this world, odds are there is a natefab lurking about.
When zip lock gallon freezer bags filled partially with Vaseline in-between mattress and box spring and proceed to insert penis and thrust as though having sexual intercourse until reaching orgasm and ejaculate into foldedbag . The natefuckbed.