Any of the assorted crap received on MySpace, such as friend requests from people who want the highest friend count, strippers who want you to see (and pay) them via the web, adverts from bands, and inane messages from people who don't bother reading your profile.
by Tony Cord February 1, 2006
All those shitty advertisements that you see in people's comments/or bulletins on Myspace. They include, but are not limited to:
-"omg i just found this website **dipshitphones.com** where i can download so many FRREEE ringtones its so awesome!! just click here dipshitphones.com and type in JEL21~ get a free ringtone duh. i got THIS IS WHY IM HOTT"
-"hey (insert myspace name here), do you recall when you asked me about those penis enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to INEEDPENIS.COM and tell them Larry sent you! good luck ;)"
-"HAVE A SUNNY DAY!!"
-"dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy shit it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it"
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS PEOPLE; IT'S THE HACKERS DOING ALL THIS. Besides, I'm sick of seeing all this MySpam.
-"hey (insert myspace name here), do you recall when you asked me about those penis enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to INEEDPENIS.COM and tell them Larry sent you! good luck ;)"
-"HAVE A SUNNY DAY!!"
-"dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy shit it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it"
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS PEOPLE; IT'S THE HACKERS DOING ALL THIS. Besides, I'm sick of seeing all this MySpam.
by lurksteroni May 7, 2007
A person well known through myspace. Usally a person who is of the scene stereotype and photoshops all photo's of them. They almost always come off as vain, concieded, s. The often use words like omg, m3t4l, br00t4l, etc. Most of them compete with Tom for who has more friends on there myspace.
by Leopluradonius maximus a sheriff with a grim kid October 18, 2007