my card 

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

my card by Spghetty April 21, 2018

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card 

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

You triggered my trap card 

A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"

"Oops, I stood on this doormat."
"You triggered my trap card!!!"
"Oh no!"

You triggered my trap card by Phaz November 23, 2007

You just activated my trap card. 

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

You just activated my trap card. by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

Watch my credit card go, wee!

When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber

Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!

Watch my credit card go, wee! by TT23 May 17, 2021

You're off my Christmas card list 

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

You're off my Christmas card list by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

You've activated my trap card 

A stupid rhetorical phrase used in the 4Kids version of the anime YuGiOh, that makes most anime fans embarrassed to watch it.

"You activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Seriously...wtf!? Well, that's what you get for watching an anime about a fraking card game.

Main character plays a card in a ridiculously nonsensical children's card game in which there seems to be no identifiable rules.

Main character: "You've activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Minor character is physically injured from the results of said children's card game.

You've activated my trap card by Eliyon July 11, 2009