When a bunch of dudes stand in the middle of a circle back to back and around the edge of the circle there are women with their bare asses pointing toward cluster of dudes. The men spin in a circle while music is playing, and when the music stops the men all try to start having anal sex with one of the girls. The guy who doesn't get to a girl gets knocked out, and the last man standing wins.
"Bro, wanna get together with the gang tonight?"
"Eh, I don't know..."
"C'mon, we'll play musical butts!"
"Oh, well in that case count me in!"
"Eh, I don't know..."
"C'mon, we'll play musical butts!"
"Oh, well in that case count me in!"
by The Foreskin Phantom April 13, 2014
possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
by friznani August 10, 2007
butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.
by Kowulz March 31, 2007
1. A term used to describe shitty music that cannot fit into a genre.
2. Invented by the greats, Beavis and Butthead.
2. Invented by the greats, Beavis and Butthead.
Johnny Commando: I heard this new song by ______, it was total peruvian butt music.
Hans Lickenbush: Thats weird dude.
Hans Lickenbush: Thats weird dude.
by Anastasia Beverhausen October 09, 2005
A genre of music that sings about one's butt. Examples include Baby got back by sir mix-a-lot, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor, and Country Girls (Shake it for Me) by Luke Bryan. It can widely vary in sound from rap to country. Trended a lot in the early to mid 2010's.
Person 1: "What's your favorite weird genre of music?"
Person 2: "Butt Music."
Person 1: "You find them attractive, don't you?"
Person 2: "Who doesn't?"
Person 1: "True."
Person 2: "Butt Music."
Person 1: "You find them attractive, don't you?"
Person 2: "Who doesn't?"
Person 1: "True."
by Bossboy28 April 20, 2025