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mushroom tat 

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The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.
Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."
mushroom tat by Piglet Michelsen February 1, 2008

mushroom tatoo 

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when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.
"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"
mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

mushroom tattoo 

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a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.
nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.

(WHACK)

GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.
mushroom tattoo by nigga nick March 2, 2005

mushroom tattoo 

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To smack someone in the face with a cock
I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it
mushroom tattoo by Joswa April 1, 2008

Pink Mushroom Tattoo

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The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.
"I gave that girl a Pink Mushroom Tattoo."

mushroom tattoo 

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A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.
I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.
mushroom tattoo by Michael Pur September 30, 2005
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