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tommy mommy 

A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.
Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
tommy mommy by Nancho Party July 16, 2020

Ur Mommy Named Tommy 

Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase
Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named [Tommy{
Ur Mommy Named Tommy by Whalee March 13, 2018

Tommy mommy 

Tommy mommy by Doratexplora October 14, 2019

tommy mommy 

When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.
“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “
tommy mommy by Dirty Little Possum January 11, 2023

Tommy Mommy 

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.
Tommy Mommy by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026